I Knew a Guy That…
I was 14, he was 16. We grew up together, and since puberty he had been trying to get me in bed. I was at his house one day after school when he got a “brilliant idea” look on his face and bolted into the kitchen. I followed behind, and saw him grab a carton of eggs out of the fridge.
He held up an egg and asked, “Wanna put this up your ass?”.
I laughed and said no.
He tried to convince me a few more times before telling me that he would just have to do it himself then.
My buddy pulled down his shorts, squatted, and sucked an egg right up into his asshole.
He then did an awkward crab-walk over to the bathroom and hovered over the toilet.
“Look! I’m a chicken!” he said and he grunted down a bit and released the egg into the toilet with a plop.
He explained that “he just wanted to do it”, and we never really talked about the “I’m a chicken!” incident again. But, this is one of my favorite stories and thought my readers may enjoy it (the story, not an egg in the ass).
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Jonathan – Thanks for stopping by, I’m always up for a good story. That is strange, I didn’t know it was possible to push a penis into the body :S
Neither did I toni. In my early 20′s I met up with him again and I mentioned this little tale and gladly he remembered otherwise I’d have looked a right perv! Anyhow, he told me that he was no longer able to do it when he hit puberty, whether that was due to the logictsics of it or because he didn’t facy a trip down to the hospital should the thing jam in there I don’t know lol
That’s awesome. If a boy showed me that when I was 8… I probably would of been impressed, honestly. Ha.
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LOL!!!!! I’m surprised you weren’t scarred for life by that incident. I can recall a friend of mine coming round to my house when I was about 7 or 8. He said “check out this trick I can do” then proceeded to take down his shorts and underpants and push his penis into his body with a finger. It very slowly popped back out again. It horrified me at the time and makes me feel a little queasy now if I’m honest!