I was 14, he was 16. We grew up together, and since puberty he had been trying to get me in bed. I was at his house one day after school when he got a “brilliant idea” look on his face and bolted into the kitchen. I followed behind, and saw him grab a carton of eggs out of the fridge.
He held up an egg and asked, “Wanna put this up your ass?”.
I laughed and said no.
He tried to convince me a few more times before telling me that he would just have to do it himself then.
My buddy pulled down his shorts, squatted, and sucked an egg right up into his asshole.
He then did an awkward crab-walk over to the bathroom and hovered over the toilet.
“Look! I’m a chicken!” he said and he grunted down a bit and released the egg into the toilet with a plop.
He explained that “he just wanted to do it”, and we never really talked about the “I’m a chicken!” incident again. But, this is one of my favorite stories and thought my readers may enjoy it (the story, not an egg in the ass).